$3
A Coffee
The one that makes the back half of the stream make sense.
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Keep the lights on.
Nobody is owed anything here, least of all by you. If this is the bit of your week where you laugh at a screen, and you're in a position to throw something at it, that's what this page is.
Direct tip
One button, one page, no account needed on my end. Pay whatever you want, or nothing at all, and I'll still be here on Tuesday.
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What a tip buys
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$5
A Beer
The one that turns a decent story into a genuinely good one.
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Snack Run
Gas station snacks. Questionable. Effective.
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Kevin's Payroll
The intern who didn't do it still has to be paid.
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Prop Fund
Whatever the Jar decides it needs next. Nobody knows, including me.
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The stuff that costs nothing
Follow
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Talk in chat
Chat is the show. A bad joke from a stranger has carried more streams than any plan I've had.
Lurk loudly
Sitting in the back doing nothing is still showing up. Nobody makes you talk here.
Tell one friend
One person who'd actually like it beats a thousand impressions. Genuinely.
Where it goes
- Keeping the mic working and the internet on
- Snacks that qualify as a food group
- The occasional prop that seemed like a good idea at 1am
- Whatever the Jar decides it needs next
No fancy tiers, no reward ladder, no guilt. If the day comes where tips are paying for something specific, it'll say so on this page.