Chat & community
Chat is the show.
I just hold the microphone. You lot are the plot.
Conversation starter
"What's the dumbest thing you've ever been confidently wrong about?"
Recurring bits
Kevin
An imaginary intern who is blamed for every technical failure. Kevin has been fired 41 times.
The Jar
Every time I say 'okay but hear me out' a coin goes in. The Jar is funding my retirement.
Sir Reginald
The plant behind me. He has opinions. He has never been watered on stream.
Lore Drop
When a story needs 4 minutes of backstory first. Chat spams 📜 and settles in.
Tangent Counter
Officially tracked. Current record: 17 tangents before finishing one sentence.
Live chat
Rules of the road
Be yourself. Don't be an asshole.
- 1
Be funny, not mean.
Roast the situation, not the person. Unless the person is me. I can take it. Mostly.
- 2
No bigotry. Zero.
Racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia: instant ban, no appeal, enjoy the void.
- 3
Don't be weird in the bad way.
Weird is the whole point here. Creepy is not. You know the difference.
- 4
Spoilers get the plank.
Tag it or keep it. Someone is three seasons behind and that someone is me.
- 5
Mods are right.
Even when they're wrong. Especially then. Argue in DMs to a wall.
- 6
Lurkers welcome.
You can just sit here. It's like a bar where nobody makes you talk.
Wall of subs
The ones keeping the lights on. Literally, the electric bill.
- your first sub
- could be you
- a legend tbd
The regulars
Followers who keep coming back despite everything.
- first follower
- the lurker
- kevin (fired)